I am Sam. Sam I am.
I'm pretty cool, I like some people in some bands. I will not eat your green eggs and ham.
Patrick stump is a koala.
I have blonde hair like Patrick. I must be Patrick omfg, why didnt no bitches tell me I was Patrick?
Imma go rage at bitches. <3
If I seem insane, my friend stole my Tumblr.
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me at school:
wow I am going to go home and get all of my homework done right way I will be productive for a change
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me after school:
ok I'm going to start my homework and be productive just like I said
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me:
I'll just get online for a few minutes
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me at 1130 PM:
shit I'm so fucking retarded I still haven't done shit fuck
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