An Uncanny Coincidence
I'm pretty cool, I like some people in some bands. I will not eat your green eggs and ham.
Patrick stump is a koala.
I have blonde hair like Patrick. I must be Patrick omfg, why didnt no bitches tell me I was Patrick?
Imma go rage at bitches. <3
If I seem insane, my friend stole my Tumblr.
“Where is your brother?” I asked casually.
Mikey looked up at the same spot on the ceiling again and I noticed he was rocking back and forth in his chair. He couldn’t sit still. I repeated the question twice more but Mikey didn’t reply. I couldn’t get his attention.
“Mikey,” I said forcefully. “Where’s Gerard?”
Mikey didn’t look at me. “He got lost,” he said indifferently and put one of his gloved fingers in his mouth. The therapist pulled it out quickly.
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i’m not even kidding when i say patrick stump is perfect i truly believe that man has no flaws whatsoever and he skips around town and sings to homeless people as they eat the sandwiches he made with love
- me at school: wow I am going to go home and get all of my homework done right way I will be productive for a change
- me after school: ok I'm going to start my homework and be productive just like I said
- me: I'll just get online for a few minutes
- me at 1130 PM: shit I'm so fucking retarded I still haven't done shit fuck
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